Welcome to the official CRAP site
What is CRAP ?
The Creative Recursive Analysis Process (CRAP) is a revolutionary new agile and lean approach to project management.
Forget SCRUM, Kanban and all related methodologies and their certificates; the only true certificate to get is the official CRAP certificate.
Why should I get a CRAP certificate ?
Since the essence of the CRAP methodology is choosing the approach that makes the most sense, the study part is not really hard. However, as opposed to other certificates, one is in a constant learning process if one uses CRAP.
This means one is always a trainee, and never a master in CRAP.
Because people need to know whether you use the official CRAP project approach or not, the only way to show it to them, is by wearing the official CRAP certificate: the official CRAP trainee T-shirt.
Why a T-shirt ? Why not a piece of paper like other certificates ?
This is the CRAP approach to certificates; since you want to remind your peers constantly to the fact that you are superior to them because you are CRAP certified, you should make sure this is constantly visible to them. No use in a piece of paper lying tucked away in a drawer; the T-shirt is the offical CRAP certificate !!
Why would I give this much money to a CRAP certificate ?
You need to get your facts right !! For an official certificate this is really cheap; some pay thousands of dollars in order to get SCRUM certified.
This certificate is not only there to confirm your project management knowledge; it also functions as a piece of cloth as well.
Thinking like this requires a few years of CRAP expertise, but you will get there eventually.
Is this in fact just a T-shirt ?
NOOOOO !!! It is not a T-shirt, it is a way of life you are buying; you are not only going to be ubercool, but your life will improve vastly if you get this CRAP certificate!!